Posted 2 days ago
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet, I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time I care about a lot, I hate people but I develop crushes easily, I hate myself but at the same time I’m completely fabulous.
Posted 2 days ago
deadtate:

c-acogen:

this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen in my life.

my whole life

deadtate:

c-acogen:

this is the most relatable thing i’ve ever seen in my life.

my whole life

(Source: fyeahmovieclub)

Posted 2 days ago

basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

(Source: xbox420)

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searchingforsafespaces:

brownglucose:

thesassyblacknerd:

nikkisavage:

cully-bear:

trustedwings:

My friend Tyler is trying to lose weight and he asked my other friend Orlando to train him. Tyler was embarrassed to go to the gym though so Orlando is taking care of that by dressing up as characters when they go to the gym so that the focus isn’t on Tyler but on himself. So far Tyler has been trained by a Jedi and steampunk Batman. This is one of the nicest things I have ever seen done for someone else. 

Orlando’s kindness blows me away.

For anyone that has gone to the gym as a larger man it can cause a lot of anxiety, speaking from experience. This is unbelievably sweet.

That is so fucking sweet.

Much respect!

That’s so awesome of him!

Love this.

Posted 2 days ago
just-writer-problems:

that’s it
that’s the book

just-writer-problems:

that’s it

that’s the book

Posted 2 days ago

breathe-pilotinspector:

Texts are never reducible to words on pages.

Posted 2 days ago

gonnabeastripper:

niadil:

school isn’t even about learning anymore, it’s about passing

Truth

Posted 2 days ago

letusdotherp:

Do you ever just carry a happy demeanor to avoid drama but on the inside you’re like:

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I̯͙͓̙ ̥͍̯̲w͕̩̞il͇͚̞̮̱͓ḽ̱̬ ̪̟͚͖̖̪c̫̬̦͉̘̟r̥̦̟̱̦͚͈a̺̫̖̳̩͚ͅc͖̺̹k̗̥ ͙y̯̹̗͔̺͈̖o̱̝ͅu͚͉r ̜̫h͇̳̹̳͎̻̱e͙̙̪͚a̳̣̼̣̝̦͉d̼̙̫ ̗̳a̲g̬̤̣ͅa̦in̘̱̪s̞̫͔t͉̦ ̝̹̦̤̣̯̲t͉̱͓̬̬̭h̰̝͇e ̩͔̼pa̞̤͉̞͙v̩͇̣̺̱e̞̠̠m͙̱e̻n̺̰t̤͕

Posted 2 days ago
And if you’re ever feeling lonely just look at the moon.
Someone, somewhere, is looking right at it too.
Night Vale (via koreyan)
Posted 2 days ago

shadesfire:

got bored and decided I needed one of my favorite Welcome to Night Vale tweets as a cross stitch

Posted 2 days ago
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halevity:

baggytrousers27:

thewhitejewel:

baggytrousers27:

physicalalex:

everydaygun:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

revengeofthemudbutt:

whiskey-weather:

No.

No.

because physics

respect but no fucking way

i think i broke my collarbone watching this

Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.

Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.

Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.

How in the fuck

halevity:

baggytrousers27:

thewhitejewel:

baggytrousers27:

physicalalex:

everydaygun:

no-mercy-in-this-dojo:

revengeofthemudbutt:

whiskey-weather:

No.

No.

because physics

respect but no fucking way

i think i broke my collarbone watching this

Definition of parkour is getting from one place to another in the fastest possible route.

Without breaking your legs/spine/skull.

Having your internals still in one piece by the end of it is an optional bonus.

How in the fuck

(Source: jaidefinichon)

Posted 3 days ago
This Hadercane has everything, Late night interviews, two new movies, talk shows, photo shoots and snl hosting.. Prepare to be wrecked by the new and improved Bill Hader!
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